A husband walked into the police station to file a “missing person” report for his wife.
Husband: “I can’t find my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t returned.”
Inspector: “How tall is she?”
Husband: “I… never really checked.”
Inspector: “Is she slim or healthy?”
Husband: “Well, not exactly slim, but she’s healthy.”
Inspector: “What’s the color of her eyes?”
Husband: “I’ve never noticed.”
Inspector: “And her hair color?”
Husband: “It changes with the seasons.”
Inspector: “What was she wearing?”
Husband: “I’m not sure. Maybe a dress or a suit.”
Inspector: “Was she driving?”
Husband: “Yes.”
Inspector: “Can you tell me the make and color of the car?”
Husband: “It’s a black Audi A8 with a supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine, 333 horsepower, an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It’s got full LED headlights, and there’s a faint scratch on the front left door.”
The husband then began to cry.
Inspector: “Don’t worry, sir. We’ll find your car!”
LOL!!
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