Ruth took her boyfriend home

Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom. “What do you do for a living?” asked Mr. Bloom. “I own some property,” replied Bernie. “Some property!” exclaimed Ruth. “He owns a chain of fast-rising retail stores.” “And where do you live?” asked Mrs. Bloom. “I’ve got an apartment in […]

An 80-year-old lady

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman thought. […]