I found refuge in coffee, a good book, and outdoors on Saturday mornings. Ryan called: “I’ll be there tomorrow.” He seemed harmless until he arrived with his family. Kids, baggage, noise, and pandemonium. My quiet retreat became a family invasion in an instance.
I would have been on my porch with a strong cup of coffee, an old book on my lap, and the gentle rhythm of nature humming even if the world was on fire.
The city was barely 30 minutes away, but it seemed like another planet from where I sat. I had this calm, serene cabin in the woods, just like I wanted it.
The Saturday morning went like most. Birds singing, wind rustling trees, sun peeping through mist. I flipped a book page and sighed pleasantly.
Then my phone buzzed, shaking my chair’s wooden arm. Nate’s name appeared on the screen as I looked down.
A grin tugged. “Hey, love,” I said. “Everything okay?”
His voice warmed. Yes, I wanted to consult you. No big deal.” A break. “Actually… Already purchased the ticket. I’ll arrive tomorrow.”
Straightened my chair. “Tomorrow?”
“Yeah,” he said nonchalantly. Take up residence. As discussed.”
We discussed it briefly. However, it always sounded “maybe soon”. Not a “surprise, see you in 24 hours” scenario.
“Are you certain?” I requested.
“Absolutely,” Nate said. It’ll be amazing. Just a minor thing…
Narrowing my eyes. “What?”
It’s noisy here. Will clarify later. I love you! He then hung up.
Staring at my phone, I frowned. What did it mean? “Kinda loud”? He attended a concert? A party? He wasn’t a party animal. However, his tone made my tummy flutter—not in a good way.
I attempted to dismiss it. I’d handle it tomorrow.
I had no notion I was incorrect.
The following morning, I froze on my doorstep.
I thought a moving truck detonated in my driveway. Nate was in the middle with six others.
His parents. His sister Brooke. Mike, her spouse. A lanky adolescent kid I thought was his younger sibling. God help me—twins. Two crazy tiny kids jumping like they were served espresso instead of porridge.
Nate waved sheepishly. “Surprise?”
Staring at him, I was shocked. “What is happening?”
“Remember that ‘little thing’ I mentioned?” He asked, scratching his neck.
“This is no small thing!” Hissed. “A full-blown family migration!”
Winced. “We’re a package deal. Family affair. We do everything together.”
The twins were running up my stairs, arguing about who got their bedroom. Brooke reviewed my patio furniture like a home improvement program. Judith, Nate’s mother, was looking in through my living room windows and shouting, “Oh, this could really use some brighter curtains.”
Their stay: how long? Asking plainly.
Nate paused. “Not long. Probably.”
“Probably?”
It only one word to drain my blood.
The next days were chaotic.
My house became a constant family reunion. My living room was overrun with duffel bags and shoes. My office? Claimed by Brooke without hesitation. The portable crib, infant necessities, and “Brooke’s Tea Collection” box filled two shelves.
Mike smoked the kitchen every morning by burning bread. Ellie and Zoe, twins, raced into my hallway and decorated the walls with markers they “found in a drawer.”
Judith and Brooke heatedly debated everything from towel folding to scrambling eggs. Like the scent of burned toast, their voices were constantly there.
I entered the kitchen with my book and a need for coffee one morning, longing for routine. I grabbed my costly, gorgeous espresso machine.
Failed to start.
I tried again. Nothing.
“Brooke?” Asking quietly, I tried. “What happened to my coffee machine?”
She looked up from her phone. “Oh! Mike attempted a latte yesterday. Pressed many buttons. It produced a strange noise and stopped.”
“He broke it?” Staring at her, I inquired.
Her chuckle was light. Lisa, it’s a machine. Get another.”
I turned and left the kitchen before screaming.
I paused on the porch. Walter, Nate’s father, sat in my treasured rocking rocker. Half a pie was on his tummy and a crossword puzzle was in his hand. The cushion had crumbs.
Not even looking up.
I glanced at him, heart racing. My chair. Peaceful location.
“Morning, sweetheart,” Nate murmured behind me. “How slept?”
I turned slowly. “Nate,” I gritted, “your dad is in my chair. Broken coffee machine. On my walls, your niece colored. My silence has been lacking for days.”
He regarded Walter. Dad, could Lisa have her seat back?
Walter groaned and groaningly rose, the chair creaking ominously. One leg splintered, making a minor fracture.
I sat gingerly, dusting off crumbs, hoping the chair would hold. Leaning back—
CRACK.
Chair fell under me.
My book flew when I struck the porch.
Nate panicked and hurried to me. “Lisa! Are you okay?
I didn’t respond. My book, covered in pink hearts and stick-figure princesses, caught my attention.
The twins. They used my favorite book as a coloring pad.
The end.
“OUT!” My cry echoed through the house.
The home was silent again that night.
From the window, I observed Nate assemble his family in the guest room. He spoke seriously, but I couldn’t hear. Judith was furious. Brooke tossed her head and murmured to Mike. Twins whinged. Even Nate’s younger brother Sam seemed uncomfortable.
A part of me felt bad. Relief was my main feeling.
Later, I spotted Nate huddled behind the shattered chair on the porch.
You’re doing what? I requested.
Not looking up. “Fixing.”
I approached to see his work. My rocking chair was mended. Legs were strengthened, seats re-cushioned, and armrests duct-taped. It stood but wasn’t attractive.
He then took something from his jacket.
A new book of mine.
“Brand new,” he whispered. “I drove to three bookstores to find it.”
My eyes watered.
“Nate…”
Shrugging, he pretended to relax. I know my family is big. I cannot alter them. But I can repair their mistakes. You should have been warned. I apologize.”
He glanced down. “We’ll leave tomorrow.”
Watching the chair, book, and his hands made me pause.
“Wait,” I said.
He glanced up, astonished.
“I was overwhelmed,” I said. “But I love you. And your family is part of you.”
“You sure?” he said softly. “They will definitely test your limits.”
I laughed while sniffling. “I’ll adjust.”
I consented to his embrace.
Because love goes beyond candlelit dinners and book mornings. Fixing chairs and managing turmoil are sometimes required.
Even with twin storms, burned toast, and a coffee-less Sunday morning.